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Hoover middle school

A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.

1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs

2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug

3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life

And those are the three Hoover rules.

Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times
You go to Hoover middle school? Wow I feel you’re pain
by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 15, 2022
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Miami Springs Middle School

A school where there's a lot of drug addicts, wannabe gangsters, annoying nerdy kids, and RHLM fanatics, the school with the best fights, riots, and snacks being sold, vapes, weed, etc. when you join this school, you automatically become an RHLM fan or a wannabe gangster.
Jacob: Yo you heard David joined Miami Springs Middle School
Christopher: Yeah man, he is such a crackhead RHLM fan now.
by thpseudonym July 8, 2023
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union county middle school

a dumbass school and kids who wanna- be popular . there also racist and homophobic. oh yeah and the teachers are fake ass bitches and they can suck my dick . and there wanna-be country boys with there mullets and boots like shut up .
union county middle school is a bunch of kids that are the result of incest
by your mom in my bed 69 November 25, 2021
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Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
by mr eckert September 18, 2021
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Romeo Middle school

A school in the middle of buttfuck nowhere where every girl wears lululemons and has no brain
by Romeomiddlehater March 2, 2023
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Twin lakes academy middle school

Worst school ever everyone there is gay and fake periodt
Hey did u hear of twin lakes u mean twin fake twin lakes is so fake so it now twin fake twin lakes academy middle school
by Ceocool January 6, 2019
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Carroll middle school

this school is a wad of ripe fuck shit.school food is out of this world which is why they are treated like aliens. the school principle set on there phat asses and yell at u when u text ur mommy in the commodore taking a fat shit cause u got hit in the face w a sandal. very cute asf.
“what school do u go to”
“o me? i go to carroll middle school” the widdle my fiddle school”
“oh so um ur a furry?”
by omfg dipwad May 6, 2022
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