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2020 Syndrome

2020 syndrome is a common psychological disorder that causes the afflicted individual to act as if the year 2020 never happened. it is believed that while some people are honestly oblivious to the events of the year 2020 as they normally don't pay any attention to what goes on around them, most people have experienced such a traumatic shock to their belief system that it resulted in a cognitive dissonance, in response to which their brain subconsciously decided to erase any conflicting memory that took place during said year. A third, small minority, is just pretending for cynical political reasons.
John is still talking about the importance of democracy and human rights, he must be suffering from the 2020 syndrome
by Arnold Monderbelt October 9, 2022
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Hoggs syndrome

A coworker or employee who is frequently absent or late every Monday of the work week. In some cases employee the person is unaware of a scheduled work day
Our lead is suffering from a severe case of hoggs syndrome, this is the 4th Monday this quarter he has been absent.
by Tonbolon December 7, 2021
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Hoggs Syndrome

A coworker or employee who is frequently absent or late on Monday of the work week.

In some cases the employee is unaware that Monday is a scheduled work day.
Our lead is suffering from a severe case of hoggs syndrome, this is the 4th Monday this quarter he has been absent or late
by Tonbolon December 9, 2021
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Matrix Syndrome

Matrix Syndrome is a mental disorder in which the illusion of our constructed reality is shattered usually through redpills. Suffers generally contract this disorder through research of how our ancestors lived, and how we are meant to live. Symptoms include hopelessness, depression, feeling as if the sufferer is mentally ill or everyone else around them is, the feeling that everything in the world is fake, and total disconnection from popular culture.

This syndrome seems to primarily affect Millennials and Generation Z, specifically males. It is currently unknown whether it affects females of the same age group or members of other age groups.

Current experimental treatments include talking with like-minded people (primarily other sufferers of Matrix Syndrome or people sympathetic) and homesteading.

While similar to being what is called "blackpilled" (where all hope is lost) the key difference is the hopefulness a person suffering from Matrix Syndrome feels if things go back to a previous way of life.

The name Matrix Syndrome was chosen as a reference to the 1999 film 'The Matrix' where the main character becomes "awake" to the fact that his reality is constructed through a red pill. The illusion of the false reality is shattered leading to the events of the film.
Josh: Nothing makes sense anymore man. Why does anyone care about pop culture bs
Jose: It sounds like you have Matrix Syndrome... honestly same
by Joshua MM March 31, 2022
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Evergreen Syndrome

Evergreen Syndrome is a basic reword of mentally ill, or mentally unstable. The behaviors caused by this disease can be such as issues with social interaction, autism or down syndrome, violent behavior or thoughts, unable to stay focused, and depression/loneliness. This can cause the person whom the disease has can have a difficult time creating relationships with other people nor their already existing family and friends.
"luis is really stupid is there something wrong with them?"
"yeah luis has Evergreen Syndrome"
by evergreen program April 5, 2022
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beatcock syndrome

you beat your cock until it bleeds
my cock hurts bro i think its bleeding do i have beatcock syndrome?
by beatcock syndrome April 12, 2022
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