Snake eyes in Heaven

The low odds of achieving something that is very lucky and wanted, but unlikely (stems from term “snake eyes”, rolling two ones on a pair of dice)

She prayed for snake eyes in Heaven as the judges totaled her score.

by DarkMacademia March 29, 2021

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truffle snake

A huge long dangling cock ready to be sucked. An Emi original

Damn his truffle snake looks like it would get caught in my throat

by BreeezyB April 3, 2021

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Snake Charmer

When a woman has such a sexy voice that she can make a man’s “snake” grow and make him attracted to her

Damn! Did you hear her sing!? Her voice is so sexy that they call her the “Snake Charmer!”

by FloofyPingas April 5, 2021

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When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.

First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.

by 5ft6 April 5, 2021

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Snake

Nope rope

what the hell is a snake doing up your ass

by adhdsworld April 22, 2021

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Snake

Umm, you know that one person that always said something behind you and whenever you asked for help, they said they couldn't but that was just a lie and want to dodge you.

"Last time, she said it's a real Gu$$i but I saw her at this one cheap mart with his mom. EEW!"

That is what you called a snakey person huh!

by yoonkimchy May 7, 2021

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