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Sloppy Shake 

Scientific name shakus sloppius. A mammal known for abusive beer pong and loud, low frequency vibrations known as "knock". Usually found in the vicinity of Beast Ice and plastic cups, this creature can turn any party into a sloppy ass mess.

Synonym: The sloppiest motherfucker on campus.
"Did you hear about the kid that peed on my stereo?"

"Ya dude, that's Sloppy Shake."
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To get stabbed in the back or be generally
screwed over by someone
1.That fucker just snaked me.
2.I though he could be trusted but he
snaked me.
snaked by camman March 18, 2005
Someone who slithers in the long grass, and only emerges for self gratification and snake like behaviours.
Cotter pretended to be a phd student to snake a undergraduate into sexual behaviours.

The little snaker
snaker by big lad 28 June 19, 2011

Snakes in the grass 

Snakes refers to thieves, mooches, haters, etc. the grass symbolizes your immediate area in certain contexts or just the world in general.
"Snakes in the grass so Ina cut dis shit"
"Better stop flashing your money there be snakes in the grass"

Midnight Snakebite 

The act of masturbating (jerking off) while your significant other is sleeping next to you. Just before ejaculation (getting a nut), the masturbator bites his significant other on the neck waking them up. Once awake the masturbator nuts in their face. The midnight snakebite!
Oh man, my wife is really pissed at me. She was not amused last night when I gave her a taste of the midnight snakebite.

South Aurora snakeskin 

Mostly used in times of desperate measure, the South Aurora snakeskin is the act of two males aligning their engorged members, then rolling a latex contraceptive device off one gentleman's shaft onto the other's, thus completing a successful "prophylactic pass-off"
Realizing he had nothing but wrappers left in his bedside table, Rich stalled any intimate relations with his current flame until he heard the moaning desist from his roommate Evan's bedroom. He quietly knocked, whipped it out, and accepted a South Aurora Snakeskin.

ShakeHead 

The result of blowing off a guy with a large milkshake, preferably from whataburger, and him throwing that milkshake into the back of your head while sitting in your new convertible at the drive thru.
Cool Guy: Whatup babyyyyy
Girl in car: Ughhh
Milkshake: Splat on the back of yo head bitch!
Cool Guy: Shakehead ass bitch
Cool Guy 2: Hahaha
ShakeHead by OptimoRam July 14, 2009