Erect Poop

When your poop you left in the toilet is long and in a straight line.

Dang! I made an Erect Poop!

by feggbzherhare May 1, 2021

Partner pooping

Partner pooping is the act of sharing one stall together pooping through your friends opened legs sitting on their lap when he has to poop to.

Person one sits on person two's lap to partner poop together.

Bill sat on John's lap for a partner pooping session since all but one stall was full.

by C. Cream November 10, 2022

poop pressure

if you suffer from any form of constipation and you know you have to take a dump very soon, you're experiencing poop pressure.

Men 1: Dude, I can't come down to the bar right now. I haven't taken a dump in 5 days! I'm under serious "poop pressure" right now!

Men 2: Shit man, good luck! Get some plums.

by Tjupr December 3, 2013

Marcus poop

Man who is at blame for all misfortune in the world and also has a huge black penis.

Jeez bro I just came down with aids, that damn Marcus poop must have planted it inside of me.

by The elusive MP March 24, 2022

Poop Shaker

The Poop Shaker is hitting the thugshaker with a small to large amount of poop in your pants.

Johnny just hit the poop shaker.

by Rebelcow234 June 8, 2023

poop-loop

The act of pooping, then within 10 minutes of your original poop, you need to poop again.

Joshy: 'hey bro why didn't you come back online when you said you would?'
Chad:'sorry bro, i had a poop-loop'

by FintonFollower #2 April 11, 2020

poop dilemma

When you are out in public and have to poop really bad but you are headed home soon. Do you A. Poop in public restroom. Or B. try to hold it till you get home

You are at a bar finishing up last call with friends and have to poop. You then try to decide if you hold it until you get home or go in the bar restroom. You turn to your friend and say " I have a poop dilemma."

by Jmelon October 5, 2013