think eric cartman, but actually has sex four times a day WITHOUT a condom, average penis, and drives as if laws do not apply! nick is a kind person, but only when convenient, do not hurt his feelings, he will ruin your life. stay safe
Friend: Hey Nick, your going a little too fast
Nick: I will beat the dog piss out of you, I love you
Nick: I will beat the dog piss out of you, I love you
by maxgetsbotches December 28, 2021
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by Sir Gnome OBE January 19, 2024
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Get the Nick mug.A Maccas consuming gremlin with a British passport. he is actually Australian, with the exception that his dad is the closest person that he knows to Dushane from top boy. he enjoys smoking tea as well as drinking it and barely lifts.
There are a few exceptions to his British authenticity, such as not watching the Bledisloe cup or the Ashes, and having a mullet. Nick Mobbs sometimes lacks street cred, such as being called Neck Moobs, for his fat neck and fat man boobs and Dick Knobs which is self-explanatory
overall he isn't a shit bloke, he is just Nick Mobbs and that is okay.
There are a few exceptions to his British authenticity, such as not watching the Bledisloe cup or the Ashes, and having a mullet. Nick Mobbs sometimes lacks street cred, such as being called Neck Moobs, for his fat neck and fat man boobs and Dick Knobs which is self-explanatory
overall he isn't a shit bloke, he is just Nick Mobbs and that is okay.
Example 1:
"Did you hear Nick Mobbs is a fitness model?"
"of course, hes clearly been getting that British summer bod"
Example 2:
"who stole the 10 big macs?"
"don't worry it was Nick Mobbs, he can jew up the money from Dominos"
Example 3:
"i reckon i could put on nautica polo with the top button done up and be more of a chav than nick mobbs"
"Did you hear Nick Mobbs is a fitness model?"
"of course, hes clearly been getting that British summer bod"
Example 2:
"who stole the 10 big macs?"
"don't worry it was Nick Mobbs, he can jew up the money from Dominos"
Example 3:
"i reckon i could put on nautica polo with the top button done up and be more of a chav than nick mobbs"
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Get the Nick mug.A saying or term or when trying to get nicks attention or thinking he means something then sike! he doesn’t mean anything.
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