Jake

Jake is the best guy you will ever fucking meet. he has great taste in music and has the most amazing hair ever. he's the best friend you'll ever meet and lucky you if you have a Jake. He is loveable and caring and SUPER FUNNY. He has the dirtiest mind to ever exist and constantly makes dick jokes (ofc you join in) He's amazing and has like, BUFF arms. He's athletic and gives good hugs, Loves sweatshirts and sweatpants, and actually looks good in them. You've dedicated Spotify playlists to him and you think of him every time you hear a love song. He likes books about love and you always text at 2 am about them. He is like 6'5 and has the prettiest blue eyes. Although You know you can't have him, You still manage to fall in love with him so now you suffer every time you see him.

Bestie #1: Hey! Have you hung out with Jake recently??
Bestie #2: Omg yes! I hung out with him last night and it was so much fun!
Bestie #1: Honestly, Jake is so amazing and funny and I love him so much!!!!

by Hopelessbitch July 21, 2022

Jake Paul

Cancer

Guy: I think I have cancer
Jake Paul: why?

Guy: *dies*

by Aiden6000 July 23, 2022

Jake

To shit one's pants.

Damn, I straight up Jaked in my pants.

by Jdorth July 23, 2022

Jaked up

When consuming large amounts of cocaine or any other type of stimulant, and behaving in a annoying, obnoxious, manner.

Man, dude did a bunch of bumps at the party last night and was all Jaked up. He was getting on my last nerve for real.

by ZEPOL 774 July 25, 2022

Jake

Very kool and epik gamer

He is also very kool

Jake is very kool

by Bcienendns July 25, 2022

Jake

Jake is a kid who isn't the smartest, but he is great at taking a joke, and seems to have many girlfriends who go to a different school or church.

Me: Jake is dumb
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

by donny12345? July 29, 2022

jake

to spank your monkey. to jake off.

"what are you doing?!"
"i'm jaking off! i'm about to gak everywhere!"
"why would you jake off in my car?"

by bonerpetite August 5, 2022