Happy

You are joyful about something

Random- How are you feeling today?
You- Im feeling happy!

by _(M0N$TER)_ March 4, 2022

Happiness

A concept no one can grasp truly because we're all assholes.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I got a new car and couldn't be filled with greater happiness.
Guy 2: Dwight, you ignorant slut.

by TheGirlWithTheCurves January 22, 2019

Happy

When someone’s happy

Oh ok my yay I’m so happy that I’m turning 16 yay my 16 birthday I’m so happy

by Janah happy August 20, 2019

The Happy Chaplain

When one smells the sweet smell of ones anus while licking the twat juices thus resulting in her saying "Oh God"

She asked for the happy chaplain because the HINNY HOG was just to much...

by ArmyDitchDoc September 24, 2021

happy grease

Pre-cum

When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease

"When she jerked me, I let out my happy grease so she could live my dick up!"

by Fappypotatopancake February 18, 2015

October 8th; Happy Mpreg Day!

OCTOBER 8TH! Mpreg Day. I found it funny that there was no Mpreg Day (atleast to my knowledge) so I made one myself because, mpreg is awesome, and I wish it were real. I mean why do women have to do all the work of popping out a baby? LET THE MALES CARRY IT!! Have fun on this day impregnation all your submissive omegas ladies and gents. (with consent ofcourse, cause consent is HOT!!)

Kaitlyn: Yo, Jeremy! It's October 8th; Happy Mpreg Day!
Jeremy: What?..
Kaitlyn: Happy Mpreg Day?
Jeremy: What is that?
Kaitlyn: it's a celebration for male pregnancy!

Jeremy: MALES CAN GET PREG NOW?
Kaitlyn: Today they can.. may I tap that, Jeremy?
Jeremy: Ofcourse Kaitlyn.. 🥹💋👅

by $waglord October 8, 2025

Happy Meal

When a man has an over abundance of preejaculate while inside a woman, pulls out, and goes down on her, inevitably eating his own sperm.

“Hey Luke! Carla told me about how she served you a Happy Meal last night before you went in for the full burger.”

by Murlock69 July 13, 2023