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The Funny Friend

The hilarious one in every group that will stay single forever because is scared of commitment, they'll laugh their way through all life's worries! ...And cry in private...
"I'm the boring friend, Sam is the wild friend and tommy is the funny friend"
by Perfectandweknowit_ December 23, 2021
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Citrus Friend

Lemongrab and annoying Orange are citrus friends! They are friends because they are both citrus fruits.
by ladyfzesimp March 3, 2022
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Friends With Benefits

When two people are in the stage between friendship and a relationship- often resulting in kissing etc.

Also know as a Flirtationship
girl one- XXX and YYY are looking cosy today
girl two- oh yeah, they're friends with benefits, not long before they're together.
by iknowthesethings. April 27, 2011
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friend whore

Someone who claims friendships with people they've only met once, don't even particularly like or add friends of friends on facebook or myspace just to boost their numbers.

Also the types of people who freely throw around the word 'love' or become affectionate too early in a friendship.
"Munaf has a has like 300 friends on facebook I introduced him to Shane at the supermarket yesterday and now their facebook friends. What a pair of friend whores"
by SJ Cole April 28, 2008
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friend-bench

the place you go when the person you are romantically interested in tells you they want to just be friends.

a strategy that rarely works where someone continues being friends with their romantic interest thinking they have a chance to get with them, even though the other person blindly hooks up with everyone but them because they are "such good friends"
Stan got relegated to the friend-bench again when Samantha hooked up with John at the end of the night even though Stan chatted her up for four hours.
by The real Agame January 6, 2010
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outdoor friend

Simply put. A friend that doesn't belong inside.

Criteria for an Outdoor friend:
1. Doesn't readily learn the rules of the inside. ( i.e. don't leave the swisher guts on my table.)
2. Is happier outside (or at least makes everyone else happier when they are outside)
3. Misses the toilet
4. Clogs the toilet
5. Easy to trick/tease/torment etc.
Nick: Why do i have to be outside?
Me: Because you are an outdoor friend.
by 206Lexicon July 4, 2008
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Weekly Friend

A friend where in which his/her personality is so conflictive to your own, that you can only stand to hang with or talk to once a week; someone you agreed to stay friends with after there was an issue between you two.
1. Me and James can't really hang out often. His sarcasm makes me want to kill him, but i guess I'm still his weekly friend...

2. After me and my Ex broke up we promised to be friends. Despite the fact I hate that bitch, we stay weekly friends just to keep that promise..
by Caddy Chavez October 1, 2008
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