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Fruit Fly

Typically a woman who is not enjoyed, but posters gay men because they are perceived to be "harmless".
Most gay men only use this term ironically with their women friends because it is actually a slur meant to discourage annoying cisheteronormative women from being in their presence. (see: Karen)
God, She's so out of touch her questions are literally homophobic. She's so stupid she can't realize she's being an annoying fruit fly.
by Bitch, Don't. March 28, 2023
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Beatmasta Fly

He be the flyest bro on the westside y'all. He belongs to the Jammasta Generals, who be the rappinest, least crappinest, most toe tappinest gang in rap history, for real!
Funky Fresh: I hear Beatmasta Fly be havin a MC Battle!
Rapmasta D: Whack!
by Beatmasta Fly February 22, 2004
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Fly Tie

When you zip your shirt tail into your pants zipper you create a fly tie.
That dude just came out of the bathroom with a total fly tie.
by ronster April 13, 2014
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Penis Fly Trap

Laying down, an unwashed phallus is used to lure in flies. Foreskin is pulled back waiting for flies to land. When they are in place the foreskin is quickly pulled back over the knob trapping flies within.
Laying back, penis in hand hoping to catch these flies with my penis fly trap.
by J Archer March 27, 2024
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Fly Cloud

A term for a gnat-swarm
Most common for gnat mating
"I keep running into fly clouds near the pool!"
by anonymous June 21, 2024
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Flying Valeinto

When you and your significant other agree that when she is a asleep she will leave her pants off for one attempt at the valeinto…. When the male gets all geared up and jumps into bed with the hopes of penetration and not crushing pain.
Hey John I finally landed the flying Valeinto last night and the wife loved it.
by Bus if you mus May 22, 2024
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I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.
Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.
by Rikstir May 30, 2025
mugGet the I couldn't give a flying monkey's arseholemug.

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