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A Charlie is a lean mean fighting machine, many of them destine grow up to lead many into battle. They all wield their penis’s with great confidence as they average 9ft in length and 3ft in circumference. It is told that these mighty penis’s are indestructible with full flexibility and elastic ability allowing the Charlie to whip its penis aprox 15ft farther than its natural length. It is important to be wary around a Charlie, insulting one could end with a penis wack to the face.
Factoid: Charlie’s have the largest penis’s in the galaxy, the longest surpassing a mile in length and 10 meters in circumference
Factoid: Charlie’s are the only species know to be able to complete full body masterbation
Factoid: Charlie’s have the largest penis’s in the galaxy, the longest surpassing a mile in length and 10 meters in circumference
Factoid: Charlie’s are the only species know to be able to complete full body masterbation
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A sweet, caring, and cute person that will always be there for you. They are very good at art and math. They are a great shoulder to cry on, they love old 80s/90s music, and they are probably LGBTQ. Charlie will always stick up for you. :)
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