bobbing for apples

when you’re just guessing or assuming

*jim* “ mary i’m guessing your favorite color is blue”
*mary* “ definitely not dude”
jim* “sorry i have no idea i was just bobbing for apples”

by graviedewd May 5, 2019

Smoll Apple

An average teenager who draws Changed art and Oc, and does not like Nsfw. On twitter he has an average of 315 followers, and has weird obsession with apple's.

Also like to be called he/him pronouns.

Smoll Apple: welp time to draw i guess.

Smoll Apple: yummy apple's. Love it or not apple's keeps the doctor away.

by Smoll Apple July 7, 2022

national apple day

a day to eat and celebrate apples (oct 20th)

national apple day is when u can eat as many apples as u want without being called crazy

by chapplesroan March 2, 2025

Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.

Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!

by .TheEel January 30, 2020

Slave Apple

A shiny red ball gag.

We got freaky last night and I fed her a slave apple before some spanky fun.

by Bitchin Cat Keeper September 13, 2025

Apple Seed Ass

When someone literally has NO ass to them at all, ITS FLAT.

I thought Justin looked good, then I saw he has an apple seed ass.

by loveyounot October 4, 2016

Apple

the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin red or green skin and crisp flesh. Many varieties have been developed as dessert or cooking fruit or for making cider.

“I’m going to eat this apple!”

by RealDefinitions28409 December 20, 2017