Two Girls One Pool

A porno where two girls wrestle in a pool of diarrhea.

"Hey I saw Two Girls One Pool last night"
"Wow dude that's messed up"

by I ate a spoon April 30, 2009

Two-ee Shu-ee

To last only two minutes in bed.

Justin: Hey Cody, I heard you pulled a two-ee shu-ee last night!
Cody: Uh, well, only because, um, it was so intense...

by CigarBoner December 26, 2012

shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.

He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.

by Wise Texan May 8, 2023

Two odds make an even

When someone has done something bad to you and you get vengeance on them in return as a way of getting even.

Two odds make an even. She started this mess and now i'm gonna finish it.

by Killing Virgin August 27, 2017

Two niggas and a white trash

I when two black people are standing next two each other callin each other niggas then a white man walks up and calls them nigga
So begins the tale of the two niggas and the white trash

man 1: what’s up nigga

Man 2: your the nigga
White trash: hey my niggas what’s up
Man 2: ...
Man 1: nigga you better start runnin
Then the two niggas and a white trash was never seen again

by Afklabdor June 12, 2019

Car Two Pearl Blue

Pearl Blue is the color placed onto VanSickle's property especially car two it was created by house of color with a heavy pearl.

Van Hinkle will continually say these magic words if cued.

Car two pearl blue house of color heavy pearl.

by 300Mag83 May 19, 2018

thumb-under, two-seamer

When you jam your thumb up a ladies poop hole then split her vaginal lips with your index and middle fingers and throw her to the bed.

Okay Rocco after take her ass to pound town get, her in a thumb-under, two-seamer and toss her to the bed.

by Okay Rocco January 9, 2014