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The Oxford Valley mall

The local mall in Buck’s County. At one point it was nice, but has gone extremely downhill in recent years. If you go there today, you will be greeted by empty shelves, dirt, extremely shady looking stores, a stand which sells vapes (and most likely worse drugs), and literal human shit on the floor.
“Do you want to go the Oxford Valley Mall?”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”

The Omega Family 

big fucking gay fucks lmao
the omega family are a bunch of fucking nerds

The Ostrich Effect 

A decrease in a research study participant's baseline Reaction Time (RT) and increase in general cognitive processing speed and capacity that is due to the participant's engagement and practice in video gaming.
The decrease in population level mean RT as compared to 50 years ago may be due in part to the Ostrich Effect!

The Ostrich Decrement 

A decrease in a research study participant's baseline Reaction Time (RT) and increase in general cognitive processing speed and capacity that is due to the participant's engagement and practice in video gaming.
The decrease in population level mean RT as compared to 50 years ago may be due in part to the Ostrich Decrement!
Colloquial term used by people in the tabletop games industry in reference to people who pad their resumes, take credit for things they didn't create, and show up when they are not wanted.

noun - A giant turd that simply won't flush, no matter how many times you try.
"So that guy pulled The OZ and tried to tell me he was responsible for inventing Kickstarter"

"Someone just dropped The OZ in the bathroom, don't go in there"
The Oz by Unflushable July 23, 2019

The outfields 

A pair of sunglasses that are clearly made to only be worn while playing baseball
*JL is driving and wearing sporty sunglasses*
“Damn dude, JL is rocking the outfields and he’s not even on the field”
The outfields by urbansplatt July 26, 2019