Brownie muffin

A polite euphemism for poop or shit.
One does not take or poop a brownie muffin, they lay a brownie muffin the way a chicken would an egg.

Is there a bathroom nearby? I need to lay a brownie muffin. poop shit brownie muffin

by Oldfriedboot February 28, 2016

muffin crusher

the act of crushing (putting all your weight on) a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse (usually applicable to an obese male)

"So, Sheila...How was it last night?"
"It was so horrible, he was a total Muffin Crusher!!"
"Damn Girl! How's your Muffin' feel right now?"
"Totally Muffin Crushed"

by Poppadomman December 15, 2013

wet the muffin

1. You get a couple guys and form a circle.
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!

Last night we played wet the muffin and I had to fuckin' eat it!

by anonymous89buttsex August 9, 2008

Muffin

A random bean human that is hard on themselves, but makes up for it by making jokes out of it.

Evan: That's a mood
Muffin: My life is a mood

by JewelVeon May 10, 2018

Road Muffin

The female equivalent of road head.

Man, I'm glad she wore a skirt so I could give her a little road muffin on that long drive.

by branda8888 January 4, 2010

Zest Muffin

Someone who is zesty in denial

Logan was enraged when Michael called him a zest muffin

by WordWriter2095 June 25, 2023

hubble muffin

another way of saying hubby, but cooler and prettier

omg sophie running is having a mini dance party, he's so cool! I'm so glad that he is my hubble muffin!

by wifeyevie November 3, 2010