duck

1. a spoiled 9 year old brat who got a phone and is still not allowed to say fuck so says duck.

2. autocorrection for fuck, especially awkward in online arguments.

1. duck you jemma you stole my husband wittle bitch.

2. “ugly ass hoe” duck you man “wtf bro”

by willy 38394843 March 8, 2021

Suck and duck

When you give a blow job for a favor of your choosing and you ignore them until You need another favor.

I needed $100 for my electric bill. It was just a quick suck and duck.

by JoLyn Thompson January 6, 2019

JEEP Ducks

Rubber ducks that JEEP cult members keep in their rectums until they see another JEEP in a parking lot, at which time they remove the rubber duck from their rectum and place it somewhere on the newfound JEEP as a gift. If the JEEP belongs to a fellow cult member, they will display their ass-scented gift on their dashboard until the scent wears off at which time they put the duck into their rectum and repeat the process.

There is about 2 dozen JEEP Ducks on the dashboard of that Wrangler, I bet the aroma is impressive even when the doors and roof are removed

by Pudblumpkin September 24, 2024

Flip the duck

Finding another orifice

Do you mind if I flip the duck?

by Psyrus 137 January 25, 2022

Suck Duck Moron

A person who takes the shit outside, and then steps in it

What kind of a suck duck moron needs directions on the back of a wet nap?

by MC Vet November 10, 2020

Duck Butter

When two (ugly) people (male&female) have sex, and a gelatin/butter substance is made between the two of them. Usually disgusting and smelly, and leaves a snail trail like substance on sheets. If they do not separate, the duck butter will harden and cause trouble for the both of them.

"Ewww, they are going to make Duck Butter together"
"They are so ugly they make duk butter, when they have sex." - A random uncle.
"Lets go make some duck butter!"

by Sai R. March 29, 2016

garbage duck

Garbage duck is a sad attempt at insulting a person. Calling someone a garbage duck is usually done by elderly people who have severe dementia and have no idea where they are at. Garbage duck may be followed up by asshole, punk, or a threat to kick one's ass.

Don't come near me, you big garbage duck! Yeah you're just a big dumb garbage duck...you punk! Come over here and I'll kick your ass!

by garbageduck August 10, 2018