Max

Max is one of those kids with a Magnum dong and is completely aware of it. Just like Danny's, Max carries around his monster condom and he is the most amazing kid. He has the traits of a saggitarius and he lives Brooklyn 99. If anyone gets in his way, Max will punish them. Usually cock and ball torture. No cap.

Woah! Who's monster condom is that?

Let's go all Max. He'll definitely know. It's probably his.

by Ppinmybum69 April 7, 2020

MAX

Max is a funny kind person that you should keep forever.he has a big heart for everyone.This guy loves Alliyah and will always have her heart.on her 13th birthday he will ask her out.

Guy:yo why you so happy
Max:I met this girl called Aaliyah

Guy:lucky you
Max: I know

by Liverpool_funny March 5, 2020

Peter Max

Gun go boom boom. Bomb make big big boom boom.

It was never meant to be... - Peter Max, battle of Salacian

by TH3CL3HMYST February 10, 2023

Max Malcolm

Max Malcolm is the best person in the world , they’re perfect and they never fail to make somebody laugh. They have a huge sense of humour and would sacrifice their own needs just for their friends. They’re very pretty too < 3

Cyrus : Max Malcolm is one of the best people i’ve ever met! <3

by Curtexxsz June 4, 2022

Girth Maxing

When you lie on the road and let your wiener get flattened

My friend need some more girth so I told him how to start girth maxing

by porrage licker April 24, 2024

Max

Has skibiti rizz and is a good boy

Max haz rizz

by Rizzzzzzzzzzzz April 15, 2024

Max Verstappen

Speed is Max Verstappen, the F1 champion who has been faster than anyone else on the track since 2015.

Max Verstappen is not only a driver, he is speed incarnate.

The only way to beat Max Verstappen is to have more speed than speed itself.

Speed is not a number, it is a name: Max Verstappen.

Bro did a Max Verstappen on her, he came in 2 sec flat.

by maxfan33 December 4, 2023