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Cock-a-doodle-poo

When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.
Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
by chicken diapers April 13, 2018
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poo ur pant

when u have a minor fucking explosion in your pants, but it isnt dribbling, just holding there, stinking up the classroom,
Yo, that thot must have poo his pant
DID YOU POO UR PANT U SKANK
by tufcyvghbj September 9, 2018
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grand prix poo

The grand prix poo,the first poo stops the the rest coming out, once it has the rest follow very fast.Just like the pace car in F1. once it pulls into the pits all of the race cars accelerate and race to the finish
This feels like a grand prix poo
by shinyarse September 26, 2007
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Poo Tang Nuggets

1) A dangerously unstable and rare compound that as a natural mineral can only be found growing on the perennial and indigenous "tang tree" (usually fertilized with poo). It is known to be beneficial to the human urinary system under unknown"ideal" conditions.
2) What blond girls hear when she misinterprets you!
3) Something definitely not found on the dollar menu!!! (May want to check with your local prostitute for exact amount)
4) A source of edible food ONLY for the female vagina.
5) The product of cross contaminating nuggets with poo tang.
Guy 1: So today, during the moment of silence, this nerd kept talking about all the poo tang he gets... so i kicked him in the nuts and set his family on fire!
Girl 1: Geez all that for some poo tang nuggets?
Guy 1: Thats not what I said

Dealer: I got the dankest nuggets around my nigga! Only $5 a gram. This shit is cryptochronicketamine shit. It will fuck you up!...... Oh and I got some heroin :/
by TeeMart June 17, 2009
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side paper poo

Just when you think you're done wiping your ass... you go in for one last swipe just to be certain... only to find the side of the toilet paper covered in shit, forcing you to restart the process on a much larger scale.
Dude: We had way too many beers and hot wings last night!
ME: No doubt, I had side paper poo for days. I finally just gave up and got in the shower.
by starkasm September 2, 2010
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poo ass shitty

the superlative for all things crappy. If something sucks so bad it can't just be shitty. It has to be a clean reference to crap, refer to where the fecal matter comes from, then be shitty.
Dom: Hey, did you go to the open mic night last night, i heard it was pretty good.

Preston: Nah, who told you that? It totally sucked, no talent at all....I mean really, it was poo ass shitty!
by DPdaix November 7, 2008
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Micro-bomber poo

The act of one taking a dump which leads to the feeling of said turd that is departing the anus to be smaller than the dephicator has been led to believe.
I have just finnished taking a Micro-bomber poo which made me feel weak and disoriented.
by |\|00|3_|<!|_|_ August 15, 2007
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