Fused Pizza Rule

If A 2 slices of pizza are not properly cut, it counts as 1 slice

This is a violation of the Fused Pizza Rule, jim. you cut that slice in half

by Chili Bobsleds. February 23, 2021

Leftover Pizza

When the girl wants that suck, so invites you over for ‘leftover pizza’

Hey Martin! Would you like to come over for some leftover pizza?

by BigSchlongKing March 11, 2021

tortinos pizza rolls

the best thing on earth

CONSUME THE TORTINOS PIZZA ROLLS JOHN BRING ME MY LASAGNA JOHN

by EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE January 23, 2021

Hoe Pizza

The hoeiest pizza, for hoes, Dominos.

If you sell pussy or ass, there's a Dominos box nearby. Guaranteed.

A few more sucked dicks and I'll be able to afford a hoe pizza for dinner.

by RedlegCVMA January 31, 2021

jailhouse pizza

A concoction of the worst foods possible that are offered to prisoners in jail. It consists of ramen noodles, crushed up Doritos, and a singular slice of processed cheese.

Trig: I think I’m going to make some jailhouse pizza tonight!

Avery: GOD NO

by chef_trigramsey February 10, 2021

joker pizza

The best pizza on the entire planet

A: Wanna listen to the joker joker pizza song and jerk off?
B: of course

by iaski April 14, 2021

Jizzeroni pizza

You know virtually all pizza 🍕 places do this. An obnoxious customer or a Karen orders a pizza. After all the ingredients are on it and before it's cooked a couple of guys go in the back and jerk off on it then bake it and serve it up to the customer as if nothing has happened. A word to the wise: treat your waitstaff kindly. If you need any further reification on this check out stained apron.com or read the late anthony bourdain's revealing book "kitchen confidential"both should be real 👁️ eye openers!

Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza 🍕 I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021