Broken down, "pissed-up" means inebriated or drunk. A "slapper" is, well, a slut. Or, a woman of loose morals. So, a "pissed up slapper" is also known as a drunken trollop or whore.
"Lets go to the bar tonight and pick up a couple of pissed up slappers." "Check that pissed up slapper going down on Mark in the corner." "It's a sure thing cause she's a pissed up slapper."
by junkietown May 25, 2009
When walking between party to party or bar to bar and you need to urinate and you can't afford to stop to and you urinate while you keep moving. Situations that call for a piss n walk are when you don't want to miss a ride and your friends won't wait for you, or you are in a crowded city and want to seem like you are just walking, while you actually are urinating. Advanced piss n walkers usually use a side step directionally urinating to one side as to not walk into their own piss.
Yo, I can't find a bathroom and there are too many people to stop and pee on a tree, so I don't look while I piss n walk.
by B. Hi! May 15, 2010
The bane of every fandom. They are characterized by poor social skills , obesity and dreadful hygiene.
Cat Piss Man tends to hang around comic shops never buying anything and scaring children.
Cat Piss Man tends to hang around comic shops never buying anything and scaring children.
Me and nephew were having a good time at the convention until some cat piss man started staring at us.
by queen_azure December 08, 2007
one friend: *lead actress in a broadway production and in the middle of a scene on stage in front of thousands* how can i ever learn to love again???
other friend: *shouts from audience while the whole room is quiet* GO PISS GIRL
other friend: *shouts from audience while the whole room is quiet* GO PISS GIRL
by pissgirl101 December 07, 2020
First Fatal Piss or FFP.
This happens when you're drunk and you have to go to the toilet for the first time. Because lets face it guys, once you go the first time you have to go again and again... and again.
This happens when you're drunk and you have to go to the toilet for the first time. Because lets face it guys, once you go the first time you have to go again and again... and again.
Mira: Where's Hetty gone?
Charly: Oh she's having her First Fatal Piss.
*10 minutes later*
Charly: Hey have you seen Hetty?
Mira: Yeah, she had to pee again.
*30 minutes later*
Meg: Hey do you guys know where Hetty is?
Mira and Charly: Yeah she's in the toilet.
Charly: Oh she's having her First Fatal Piss.
*10 minutes later*
Charly: Hey have you seen Hetty?
Mira: Yeah, she had to pee again.
*30 minutes later*
Meg: Hey do you guys know where Hetty is?
Mira and Charly: Yeah she's in the toilet.
by iambethany December 21, 2006
When a guy tries to go as far away as possible from the toilet or urinal while pissing. Involves a rapid return to normal range if one doesnt wish to piss on the ground after the pressure subsides.
I'll give you a hint: A 45 degree angle is the optimum angle for your cock to achieve distance. (incidentally this is the same for throwing a ball or shooting a gun)
by TheDuke March 25, 2005
when after holding a piss in for so long that when finally let go it causes you to let a blood curdling yell.
by Redmanistan May 29, 2008