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'Fatal First Piss' the first toilet visit since you started drinking which is followed closely by that awful moment when you realise that you will be visiting the loo at least 5 times an hour for the rest of the night. Also known as breaking the seal.
guy 1: i really need to piss.
guy 2: ha! the ffp.

by sanguellalella November 13, 2006
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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FFP stands for former fat person. FFP is a shared identity amongst all people that grew up or were formally "fat" at one point in there lives. You are only considered an FFP if you were bordering or considered obese or overweight according to the BMI scale. FFP identity can only be ascribed by other FFPs for people like to confuse "pudgy" phases with the lived experience of being a fat person on modern society.
"Water parks were triggering for me as a kid because I am an FFP."
by lowkey_vegan May 14, 2018
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Future Fatty Potential..As in -shes young and she can eat anything she wants and NEVER exercise now but in a few years she's gonna blow up like the good year blimp...
Wow ol girl can EAT but have you seen her mother? Definite FFP!!
by smokefairy420 February 11, 2010
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Face Fucking Palm or Fucking Face Palm. An exaggerative form of the original 'Face Palm' coined by a Philadelphian in the late 20th century. Usually used to show disgust in one's actions, preference, or views.
"Meek Millz is the best rapper" - Jeremiah
"FFP..." - Derek

"What's wrong with child rape and murder? I cheer for them to get away in police chases" - Jeremiah
"FFP..." - Derek

by KaylasMan October 11, 2008
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Person 1: "i hate all people"
Person 2:"nah just ffp"
by Steph1738 May 23, 2016
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"For fucks penis". Slang or rolling gag for those who curse and don't know english but then learn english and realize how stupid and funny it was not to know english and regret knowing english except the punctuation lesson which i skipped.
<John> FFP U SUCK
<Bill> SORRY MAN ...
by marzza February 17, 2008
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