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Future Fatty Potential..As in -shes young and she can eat anything she wants and NEVER exercise now but in a few years she's gonna blow up like the good year blimp...
Wow ol girl can EAT but have you seen her mother? Definite FFP!!
by smokefairy420 February 11, 2010
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'Fatal First Piss' the first toilet visit since you started drinking which is followed closely by that awful moment when you realise that you will be visiting the loo at least 5 times an hour for the rest of the night. Also known as breaking the seal.
guy 1: i really need to piss.
guy 2: ha! the ffp.

by sanguellalella November 13, 2006
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FFP stands for former fat person. FFP is a shared identity amongst all people that grew up or were formally "fat" at one point in there lives. You are only considered an FFP if you were bordering or considered obese or overweight according to the BMI scale. FFP identity can only be ascribed by other FFPs for people like to confuse "pudgy" phases with the lived experience of being a fat person on modern society.
"Water parks were triggering for me as a kid because I am an FFP."
by lowkey_vegan May 14, 2018
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Person 1: "i hate all people"
Person 2:"nah just ffp"
by Steph1738 May 23, 2016
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Face Fucking Palm or Fucking Face Palm. An exaggerative form of the original 'Face Palm' coined by a Philadelphian in the late 20th century. Usually used to show disgust in one's actions, preference, or views.
"Meek Millz is the best rapper" - Jeremiah
"FFP..." - Derek

"What's wrong with child rape and murder? I cheer for them to get away in police chases" - Jeremiah
"FFP..." - Derek

by KaylasMan October 11, 2008
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"For fucks penis". Slang or rolling gag for those who curse and don't know english but then learn english and realize how stupid and funny it was not to know english and regret knowing english except the punctuation lesson which i skipped.
<Bill> SORRY MAN ...
by marzza February 17, 2008
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Acronym for Fat Fucking Pig. Used to describe someone who calls themself a BBW (Big Beautiful Woman), but has no redeeming qualities at all.
"She's not a BBW, she's an FFP!"
by Pontianak December 06, 2003
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