parker house roll

You are making a parker house roll and you cum into the dough and don't tell anyone else except for your grandmother. You then serve the roll at Thanksgiving dinner.
My grandmother used to make parker house rolls.

Honey, why do the parker house rolls taste funny?
by Jacob Nicaragua November 24, 2015
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Dubois College House

One of the University of Pennsylvania's college houses. Although it is considered by many to be the "black dorm", there is a good amount of ethnic/racial diversity. The house is ran by the iron-fisted Ms. Trish who loves to send a 1000 emails in the span of hours. While there is no A/C and kitchenettes are a joke, the rooms are quite large.
Person1: Hey, where do you live?

Person2: Dubois College House.

Person1: Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that.
by 2013quaker May 05, 2011
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White House Barbie

Nickname for Ivanka Trump, who could be the least qualified federal employee since...her old man.
White House Barbie promotes a brand of black beans to the public, acting more like one of Barker's Beauties than a high-ranking government official. Isn't that unethical?
by The Real Canadian July 18, 2020
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French House

A bordello that specializes in oral sex.
"This ain't no French house," she said as she kicked the girl out. (paraphrased as used by William Faulkner)
by Blizzardguy May 17, 2012
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Lil house phone

An absolute genius in creating rapper names.
Person 1: Yo bro I want to be a rapper but I don't know what to call myself
Person 2: No worries bro I'll hit up Lil house phone he'll come up with something
by Scooty789 January 06, 2019
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Who's in da house?

Ironic question asked, often jabbing a thumb over the shoulder, when someone who considers him or herself a Grand Pooh Bah has just entered the room. From Irish comic Brendan O'Connor's kitschy pop hymn with the refrain, "Who's in da house? Jesus in da house!"
Who's in da house? Dodi in da house!
by Fearman March 06, 2008
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Lizzy Borden House

Conciderd one of the most paranormal homes in America. EVP has great recording
P1: Honey, you want to go to Lizzy Borden House and check it out?
P2: Heck ya, you know I <3 getting the hair scared out of me. Better than sex.
by ghoastsRmypassionjob October 25, 2009
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