bacon socks

bacon that tastes like socks or socks that tastes like bacon

Guy 1: "Dude did you try that bacon?"
Guy 2: "Bro, it tastes like bacon socks"

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014

Sock spelled wrong

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN:
its spelled cock spelled wrong is sock and sock spelled wrong is cock

Random guy: Hey bro my cock is so smelly... OOP-
Random guy's bro: I know you meant sock but i know that your cock is smelly too lol.
Sock spelled wrong is the definition of someone accidentally saying cock instead of sock

by BigFatDicklol October 1, 2023

SOCK

Some Other Cunts Kid

The spawn of another man who's mum you're straight raw dogging

Going to give Karen a big tasty cock tonight, hope her f**ken SOCKs are at their Dads.

by Socktheif June 21, 2020

Pink Sock

When having anal sex and the object of penetration (penis, bottle, etc.) Is removed too quickly and causes anal prolapse.

When he pulled his penos out too fast he gave her a pink sock.

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Gunk Sock

The secret sock you keep your gunk in. If your gunk sock is discovered by anyone other than you, count your days.

Nate: Yo, have you seen Ben lately? I haven't heard from him in a week
Slamma: Nah man I heard his mom found his gunk sock, hope he's ight

by KSlamma November 19, 2020

Diddy Socks

Striped socks that a guy wears to lay the smack down on his girl for stepping out of line. Preferably multicolored.

Mateo’s old lady ran out the door when she caught him putting on his Diddy Socks because the sandwich she made him was missing salami.

by A-Hole M July 2, 2025

Sock Surprise!

(verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise

guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!

by james_m October 29, 2014