fat ugly jamaican 

A tool shed that is not very good at softball.

Youre acting like a complete idiot, just like a fat ugly jamaican.

fat ugly jamaican by fat ugly jamaican April 30, 2008

Fat Chick Mentality 

An attractive girl who is incredibly cool and chill. You have a great time with them. This phenomenon is strange considering most hot girls are stuck up and annoying while most "fat" girls are nice and fun to hang out with.

Wow Betty is so hot and cool it's almost as if she has a fat chick mentality.

Fat Chick Mentality by stnzmn90 January 5, 2009

fat tire 

when you lick someones butt hole while there is a little piece of poo sticking out.

would you rather fat tire somebody or dry hump your mom for ten minutes?

fat tire by Timeout Tent July 19, 2010

Fat Fucking 

Any type of activity involving fat bitches and lunchboxes.

See related words: "Fat Eating", "Fat Driving", "Fat Eating"

Stoner 1: Where is Fatboy?
Stoner 2: Probably Fat Fuckin
Stoner 3: Black Ass
Stoner 4: Lunchbox is all about that Fat Fuckin.

Fat Fucking by Weed Man April 1, 2004

Fat Boy 

Someone who is not realy fat but acts fat by being lazy. If they are angry you can ask them if they are on a diet.

Person 1: hay whats up Fat Boy?
Fat Boy: Go away im pissed off.
Person 1: whats the matter did you start a diet?

Fat Boy by Vince V. December 9, 2008

Fat Lops 

Fat people who are lathargic, and often have trouble making simple movements. Matching shoes is also a problem because they often cant see their feet.

Damn, look at those girls run, its taking them forever. Bunch o'fat lops.

Fat Lops by Michael Behnke May 14, 2005

Fat Potential Rating, FPR 

A Rating System developed by Dr. L. R. to give an accurate rating of the potential weight capacity level of a female. It is based on the principle that a woman will get fatter as she grows older, the only question is how much.

The formula is yet to be released but it is known that the base mathematics involves calculating a woman's current height and weight along with that of her parent's current weight and height. There is a complex measurement of stress as well because it is a known fact that stressed women have the potential of getting fat.

Betty is very skinny now but due to her FPR (Fat Potential Rating, FPR) of 4.3 she has a high chance of becoming quite obese by the age of 33.

Fat Potential Rating, FPR by Jack Nubs December 9, 2008