A self centered piece of shit , he is the biggest pussy you will meet , also very smart with no altheticism ... he gets no pussy because he’s not the best looking but is a good guy over all also has a problem with smoking.
by Mo Bamba December 13, 2018
Get the Matt blowmug. Mix a shot glass of your fav liquor and cream. The person who is the "whale" gets on all fours and sticks their ass in the air. Then the person sticks confetti up their ass and then wedges the shot glass filled with liquor in their asshole. A second person then takes the shot with only their mouth while the "whale" pushes with their abdomen to shoot out the confetti into the air.
by PistolPeat December 21, 2022
Get the Blow Holemug. When a guy ( usually lying on his back ) receives a blow job and has his ass reamed by a girl at the same time . The reamer has to use at least three fingers for it to qualify as a true ream-n-blow .
After a night of drinking we ended up in the sack and she gave me a long, hard ,deep ,wet , ream-n- blow !!!
by Ream-n-blow May 16, 2018
Get the Ream-n- blowmug. To knock one out on to a piece of cloth - in most cases a hankerchief - roll it up and hide it under the bed covers.
Guy: hey, why you late today? Been waiting for ages...
Friend: Sorry man, had to blow the gaff first.
Guy: Did you wash your hands?
Friend: Sorry man, had to blow the gaff first.
Guy: Did you wash your hands?
by Crazy Meka September 16, 2009
Get the Blow the Gaffmug. by LadyLonglegs34 May 14, 2021
Get the blow up jobmug. A girl who loves everything with a penis. She always chooses the wrong men with chaods. She loves to gag on your balls so be careful
by Chaod slopper April 4, 2021
Get the Bubble blowing Bettymug. Monica Blewisnky is so smilingly attractive and has such huge luscious smoochy lips that she is usually able to get eager studs to assist her without having to pay them any money; she simply blow-buys anything she needs from them.
by QuacksO July 24, 2019
Get the blow-buymug.