April 28th

April 28th is National Shoot Your Shot Day that means anyone reading this has to comfess to the guy or girl that they like.

Oh my bad April 28th

by Sumkiddd April 28, 2023

Ass Assault April

A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!

Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.

by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2018

April 20

This is the day that the cutest, sweetest guy was born and his name starts with B.

-A💛

Anna: your so sweet💛
Him: it is April 20th, my bday 😉

by A. Day November 28, 2019

April 4th

National do what your girlfriend wants day

Guy1: Hey it’s April 4th bro
Guy2: really? Fuck that means I have to be bossed around by my girl

by Guywithabitch April 3, 2022

April 8th National Fuck day

April 8th is national Fuck someone day, go to ur bf or gf and go fuck em'

its April 8th National Fuck day lets fuck
Yes

by Pixelated_binary97 April 5, 2024

april 24

disturb a girl/boy day

its april 24th! i have a crush on u! *disturbing the person*
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY-

by L3ss0 May 26, 2024

April Fools Day

A day that people play jokes on eachother and I was born

April Fools Day Birthdays Be Like~
1-whens your birthday

2-im a joke
1-???
2-its today

1-lol is this an April fools ??
2-no I'm being srs

by Lollie Pops October 16, 2020