Vagina Confident

A stoner stud that sprays lots of men's axe cologne and attracts female inmates with her smile and imaginary penis and often likes to secretly go down on unsuspecting ladies.

With a flick of her wrist Teya becomes Vagina Confident and makes panties drop.....

by Mackii Monroe November 27, 2016

vegetable vagina

A vegan on her period.

Fuckboy: Wow Stacey got triggered. Maybe she's a vegetable vagina.

by WillHawksnaw November 29, 2016

Vagina en lata

Palabra española para traducir fleshlight . Son artilugios para la masturbación masculina que se llaman así porque simulan una vagina metida en una lata.

Desde que se compro la vagina en lata ya no usa las manos para darle al manubrio

by Ithil32 December 9, 2016

vagina smoke

When you're not man enough to smoke a real cigarette, choosing instead a Strawberry & Melon e-Cig.

Man 1 : I need a smoke
Man 2 : Have you tried my new flavour e-Cig ?
Man 1 : What's with the Vagina Smoke ? you a pussy ?

by MrChatz January 19, 2017

Jurassic vagina

Female anatomy that is ancient, very dangerous and has a cryptic history.

You've got a better chance rowing through the Bermuda triangle than risking your life in that Jurassic vagina.

by retarded Jesus January 29, 2016

vagina glue

A gooey mix of semen and vaginal wetness.

My girlfriend and I made a hefty batch of vagina glue last night.

by jmanbro January 31, 2016

Vagina Trumpet

aka "The lower load blower."

Nicknamed for the male organ signifying its instrument for sex and making music

Dude1: Hey bro did you fuck that band whore we met at the musical ?
Dude2:Bro YES! Her lips were trimboning my vagina trumpet.
Dude1:That sounds classical !

by Dicmaster92 March 17, 2016