Runaway Titty

When a saggy, floppy boob gets out of control!

I was getting a lap dance from Mee-Maw, when I got slapped in the face by a runaway titty.

by Mtn_Man November 26, 2016

couch titties

Slang term for a crazy, dusty bitch

I don’t even know how to help that woman anymore. Cant teach her nothing. Fucking couch titties.

by purpleHEW February 14, 2024

Titty soup

When you inject a woman’s tit with soup then suck on it, hold the soup in your mouth then kiss her and deposit said soup back into her mouth.

Hebert tried titty soup with Megan

by Albert Einstein the fourth November 12, 2020

Titty scissor

When you pinch your nipple with your elbow.

Hey bro, have you titty scissored your girlfriend yet?

by BigMacBaconator October 3, 2019

Titty Tuesday

A Titty Tuesday is a really good Tuesday as opposed to a Shitty Tuesday. Titties are good and shitty is just shitty.

“I’m having a Titty Tuesday” “We supposed to be having a titty Tuesday not a shitty Tuesday”

by Dgrace May 3, 2022

Mental Titty Fuck

When you realize the tits are bigger than you thought on the person your seeing but you don't want to react incase you jinx yourself. This often results in that the person in this situation overthinks their moves way more than needed.

My second date with Rosa was a complete Mental Titty Fuck .

by Pogus Killer September 4, 2025

Titty pics

Somebody sends u titty pics on April 13th

Send titty pics
Nah

by Mussssskksk April 13, 2021