hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by January 12, 2024

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by January 12, 2024

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by January 12, 2024

hard mat

a jail cell bed

from a Kevin Gates song "hard mat hurt your back when it's no option."

by thadorion June 27, 2015

Hard chillen

It's when you chill really hard

I'm just hard chillen at home.

by Hard chillen.com May 01, 2016

Chillin hard

When you'v gone past the point of chilling and going hard at chilling so therefore getting more chill which is a paradox

John: wag1 Alfie how are you?

Alfie: I'm chillin hard

(Alfie has consumed marijuana)

by Benkywenk February 19, 2021

hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard

Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there

by Madfor December 29, 2021