Golf Cart Guy

The baddest guy in the neighborhood. All the men want to be him and all the women want him.

Scott who doesn’t live on Melick isn’t a golf cart guy.

by Mtgr81 December 3, 2020

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short guy squat

The posture assumed in couples selfies by a taller woman dating a shorter man, so as to appear equal in height to her partner.

"I didn't know Lisa was six feet tall, she looks Jeff's height in all their pictures!"
"Yep, that's the magic of the short guy squat."

by miss_tarrare July 26, 2014

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What you do when you are too slow to call shotgun, and don't want to or incapable of riding bitch. It's the right rear seat found in opulent cars like the Lexus 460h and the Maybach. However, any rear right seat will do as the expression of ridin' rich guy is only sour grapes for not obtaining the more prominent position of shotgun.

Joe: I'm driving!
James: Shotgun!
David: Piss...That's cool...I'll be ridin' rich guy.

by stoked one May 13, 2011

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Fat Guy Weather

The thermodynamic equilibrium, as average kinetic energy, in the Fahrenheit scale, at which a 250 lb. man can walk one average city block, at the quick pace while producing no observable sweat. This occurs during the colder months in the Northern Hemisphere from September through May. Summer months may produce this effect if the average daily temperature is at or below 68°F.

girl: Wow! It's cold outside today. It only got up to 52°.
fat guy: Awww, ya gotta love Fat Guy Weather. I only need to shower once today.
(Two fat guys then high five each other.)

by walrus0115 December 12, 2010

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