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Assistant Simp

When you wingman a Simp yet you are not a simp yourself.
"Today I helped Elliot get this girl he was after."

"You mean that simp? So you're basically his Assistant Simp?"
by Sh0rtkakke March 25, 2020
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Simp

Tom, yeah you reading this, the one giving massages to someone obviously manipulating you.
Tom is such a "simp"
by Yoshit June 25, 2021
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Friend-Simping

When you act like a simp to a friend to be sure that friend will be loyal to you and trust you. The more you friend-simp, the more that friend will trust you. It's used more when you are not used to have many friends or actually don't have any, or when you want to make that friendship to last more, in the first case you won't be able to stop friend-simp because you mostly will feel scared to lose your friendship, not even for a minute.
Friend-Simp (friend-simping): "Hey, (thinking about how he did well on the basketball game yesterday) hows going with your girl? Everything alright?"
Friend: "We had a fight yesterday because of her choice to change school next year, (the friend-simp gets annoyed but still listens to him) she told me some bad things and i feel bad rn"
Friend-simp: "Do you wanna get sum mc myb? To make you change ideas, i offer"
Friend: "Wow, thnx man, i'd appreciate a lot. lets go then"
by Sprendly1516 October 14, 2020
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bitch simp

A guy that dislikes a male or female because his friend dislikes this individual. They have no valid reason just simply because their friend doesn't.
Friend: "Ion like that nigga he took my girl"

Bitch Simp: "Shidddd ion like the nigga, he always speaking like I fuck wit him."
by Maconga October 27, 2017
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Game Simp

Someone who abandons friends and social obligations to play a game (new or old.)
Brad: “Hey we still going fishing this weekend right?

Ethan: Sorry I bought Doom Eternal and I’m going to play it all weekend.

Brad: Your leaving me to play a video game that you will always have?... You’re such a Game Simp.
by Brave Weekend Warrior February 28, 2022
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Simp

by EmilyTheEmo1312 May 4, 2020
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Simp

The Johnson girls:"We hate this simp"
by Anna Hood May 2, 2020
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