one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

by Mythattak May 22, 2017

#socks

It's the new equivalent of #YOLO. The way socks is spelled in English, it sounds like the Spanish sentence 'Es lo que es', meaning 'It is what it is'. Many people found it necessary to put a hash tag in front of in

Its literally the same use as yolo, do y'all really need an example for it?

"#socks"

by Glitterprinses ✨ 🎶 July 06, 2017

Grippy Sock GF

nymphomaniac

GET THAT GRIPPY SOCK GF SOME DICK QUICK

by Uga Dooga Woo April 10, 2024

Wind Sock

An uncircumcised penis that fully covers the helmet.

Andy loved the fact that he never gets fluff on his bellend due to him having a wind sock.

by Drillbit69 July 18, 2022

Wind sock

The one pubic hair that is left behind that a guy can see when he is hitting from the back

Yoooo...the waxer left a wind sock when I was doing Sharon!

by 94Lex October 13, 2019

Fart in a sock

Using a poor foot sock for covering an erect penis, and holding a fart (semen).

I left a good fart in a sock there on the floor, not to be proud of it. Hope mother won’t find.

by ppllantdaddyy July 31, 2021

nino's socks

romantically mismatched

-hey, did you sarah and Sarah are dating now?
-oh no, that's so cool! and they both have the same name! they must be so compatible

-unfortunately no. they are like nino's socks! it's like apples and chameleons.

-isn't it apples and oranges?
-yes but that just proves how incredibly incompatible they are.

by bean69! December 26, 2023