punch a dick in the bitch

when a guy is talking so much shit the only logical response is hitting his wife or girlfriend in the face

"Johnny showed up and started giving me so much shit about my new hair cut i just pulled back and knocked his girl out cold."

"yeah man, sometimes you just gotta punch a dick in the bitch"

by sqw1rl August 26, 2013

Punching Butt

For one to punch their own butt, believing it's more effective than doing squats.

"If you want to get that cake, simply punching butt with a closed fist instead of doing squats"

by Nenshou Shikon May 5, 2022

Dirty trunk punch

You have a big nose and you are in the 69 position, you tongue punching her cooter while nose fucking her butt hole.

Dude did you dirty trunk punch that girl last night?

by Thuggnasty13 October 13, 2016

never punch

Never punch- a punch so powerful it ends the total existence of the person being hit.

After being hit with a never punch the bully was erased from the school yearbook.

by Batreast1 July 7, 2017

Soft Punch

When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.

Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.

by Snail Cum February 29, 2024

National punch Elliot day

Because Elliot is a dumbass everyone can punch him

Because max is strong Elliot is getting punched; therefore it is National punch Elliot day

by Billy bill32 November 20, 2021

Pennsylvania Pussy Punch

A fighting technique made by early colonizers of America. You get down on one knee and do a rising punch aimed at the vagina, your fist and arm going inside. Masters of this technique could get all the way in to the elbow.

"Did you hear? The State Fair is having a Pennsylvania Pussy Punch competition! Whoever can punch the deepest gets 1000 dollars!"

by Pearl is the Girl January 10, 2022