1. Hellclown tricky: PUSSY POO HELL
2. Horny jail guard: you are gonna be executed for being too horny
Horny: atleast I can be horny in hell
Horny jail guard: nah you going to pussy poo hell
2. Horny jail guard: you are gonna be executed for being too horny
Horny: atleast I can be horny in hell
Horny jail guard: nah you going to pussy poo hell
by Hehe I cheated July 01, 2021
I once had sneaky poo sex with my boyfriend.
He surprised me with sneaky pop sex, he snuck up from behind.
“That’s not doggy”
He surprised me with sneaky pop sex, he snuck up from behind.
“That’s not doggy”
by Tennis racket queen November 18, 2017
1) A dangerously unstable and rare compound that as a natural mineral can only be found growing on the perennial and indigenous "tang tree" (usually fertilized with poo). It is known to be beneficial to the human urinary system under unknown"ideal" conditions.
2) What blond girls hear when she misinterprets you!
3) Something definitely not found on the dollar menu!!! (May want to check with your local prostitute for exact amount)
4) A source of edible food ONLY for the female vagina.
5) The product of cross contaminating nuggets with poo tang.
2) What blond girls hear when she misinterprets you!
3) Something definitely not found on the dollar menu!!! (May want to check with your local prostitute for exact amount)
4) A source of edible food ONLY for the female vagina.
5) The product of cross contaminating nuggets with poo tang.
Guy 1: So today, during the moment of silence, this nerd kept talking about all the poo tang he gets... so i kicked him in the nuts and set his family on fire!
Girl 1: Geez all that for some poo tang nuggets?
Guy 1: Thats not what I said
Dealer: I got the dankest nuggets around my nigga! Only $5 a gram. This shit is cryptochronicketamine shit. It will fuck you up!...... Oh and I got some heroin :/
Girl 1: Geez all that for some poo tang nuggets?
Guy 1: Thats not what I said
Dealer: I got the dankest nuggets around my nigga! Only $5 a gram. This shit is cryptochronicketamine shit. It will fuck you up!...... Oh and I got some heroin :/
by TeeMart June 17, 2009
the superlative for all things crappy. If something sucks so bad it can't just be shitty. It has to be a clean reference to crap, refer to where the fecal matter comes from, then be shitty.
Dom: Hey, did you go to the open mic night last night, i heard it was pretty good.
Preston: Nah, who told you that? It totally sucked, no talent at all....I mean really, it was poo ass shitty!
Preston: Nah, who told you that? It totally sucked, no talent at all....I mean really, it was poo ass shitty!
by DPdaix October 27, 2006
Just when you think you're done wiping your ass... you go in for one last swipe just to be certain... only to find the side of the toilet paper covered in shit, forcing you to restart the process on a much larger scale.
Dude: We had way too many beers and hot wings last night!
ME: No doubt, I had side paper poo for days. I finally just gave up and got in the shower.
ME: No doubt, I had side paper poo for days. I finally just gave up and got in the shower.
by starkasm September 02, 2010
The grand prix poo,the first poo stops the the rest coming out, once it has the rest follow very fast.Just like the pace car in F1. once it pulls into the pits all of the race cars accelerate and race to the finish
This feels like a grand prix poo
by shinyarse September 14, 2007
The act of one taking a dump which leads to the feeling of said turd that is departing the anus to be smaller than the dephicator has been led to believe.