live band playing

boner, morning wood

"Dude, I must have been dreaming about that one girl 'cause I woke up with a live band playing."

by RCSSS August 17, 2008

Van Play

When BK and his roommates drink craft beer and play house in a windowless van.

It's 7PM—time for our van play! Go get the wig. I already have the chocolate peanut butter stout.

by Papi_Chulo_The_Nurse July 7, 2017

Playing monkey

When a person is saying random bits of information or throwing out quotes about a situation that they heard from another person. A person normally does this when they are involved in something stressful/scary that they feel they can't talk about. Drinking alcohol and terrified laughter are also common when "playing monkey."

"In August, 2023 a lot of people were "playing monkey"?" -Vancouver, WA

by Elliejj28 July 25, 2025

whale play

When a person with an obscene amount of Cryptocurrency uses their wealth to control the price of a certain coin

I was going to invest in that coin until I saw that Whale Play was keeping the price down

by GeneralApricot May 31, 2018

play with your piñata

Play with your asshole

Can I play with your piñata babe

by Sloppytoppyzavion January 17, 2023

Porti-Play

The act of having sex in a port-a-potty.

After being in the field for a month, porti-play doesn't sound half bad.

by ShitSoldiersSay August 31, 2017

Play Date

When you use the stall at work after your friend does.

"Just dropped the kids off at the pool. "
"Nice. I'm gonna see if they want a play date."

by TmDcM December 15, 2022