un-monkey

Is the action of removing a monkey from something, someone or somewhere by any methods such as burning, cuting or using un-monkey magic.

Fuck it *un-monkeys your ball*

by morewater November 4, 2021

monkey mitt

to abuse, misuse, overuse, destroy, or handle carelessly

overuse: "who the hell keeps monkey mitting all the damn toilet paper?"
mishandle: "Quit monkey mitting shit before you break something!"
abuse/destroy: "That bitch was monkey mitting the remote and now I have to walk to the damn tv!"

by Chris Bailey December 10, 2003

Hall Monkey

One who actively participates in hall-monkeybusiness or other assorted hallway shenanigans.

Those crazy hall monkeys are having a water baloon fight in the hallway!

by waynething December 13, 2003

taint monkey

A male or female who will swing from one set of genetalia to another. They will most likely be hosts to std's. A person of this nature will rummage through any amount of hair to find that one delectable treat.

"He knew she had herpes and still fucked her! What a taint monkey."

by heated October 15, 2006

Stumbling Monkey

A sexual postion/action: Whilst giving a man a blowjob the blowjobber grabs a firm hold of the scrotum and rips off the testicles.

I don't trust that bitch, she might stumbling monkey me.

by C.H.B. July 2, 2008

Flaming Monkeys

A rare breed of monkey that is born on fire. They live for 15 minutes; in which time they live fulfilled lives (get degrees, have children...And on occasion, rewrite the collective works of Shakespeare). Always found in large groups.
They make excellent lobby groups.
Often found when induced chemically.

oh my god, its the flaming monkeys, they burn, they burn! they burn so good!
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Flaming Monkeys for Congress. Vote Crisp'n' Today.

by zZah May 25, 2003

monkey toe

When your second toe is longer than your first toe.

Eric doesn't have a monkey toe, but Nicole does.

by Hook ND January 17, 2009