Jacob v

A Kid who is super weird but funny he's some what tall and smokes some times and has big munchies his love life Never really works out and he gets really horny and wants to fuck a girl really bad and all Jacobs chase there exes and it never works someone please help him and give him some pussy or dick if you know a Jacob help them pls they need it or you could just tell them to end it all Jacobs are nice but have a hard life.
by skatesex December 16, 2021
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Jacob Smyth

The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.
“Jacob Smyth really popped out at the party last night!”
by PlutoniumGinger May 08, 2024
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Jacob McQueary

Jacob McQueary is an American YouTube Star known for his videos for the YouTube channel Stupid Metal Hardrives. He first started his channel on October 5th 2019 but originally began making YouTube videos on June 2nd 2017
Trivia: did you know that Jacob McQueary was scared of making videos for the new decade because he thought that coppa was going to come for him
by ewgrosspeople08 March 19, 2021
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Jacob

the biggest ass i have ever seen....
by Astric420 May 16, 2022
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jacob

jacob wont try to be your freind when he first meets you. he will watch from a distance. if you bully him he wont care. he doesnt ask girls out that often and likes dudes as well. he doesnt have sex often. he watches porn almost every day.hes also a pot head. he falls in love with people way too fast.
person 1: damn jacob is such a cool dude

person 2: nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by Dudeqwe October 13, 2021
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jacob

fat as fuck and always has to say some dumb shit, jacob usually is the darkest in his friend group
no one: .....
jacob: i want a twinkie
by realassniggashit April 23, 2020
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Jacob Sun

by Ploooooopa November 14, 2023
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