One's or Five's

Adjectives used to describe a woman's appearance. One's being OK, Five's being very good. 20's are also an acceptable answer.

Derivation: One's or Five's derives from Strip Clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. If you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy "one's or five's?" He will then respond with one answer or the other.

"Hey man, is that girl one's or five's?"
"Eh, I'd say she's only one's"

"Dude, Matt's sister is all five's"
"Hell, I'd give her 20's"

by Big Simms May 16, 2006

The Evil One

Cruel leader of Elibian Nights, TEOism, and diety of all that is random noises.
Also, one hell of a Fe-Pairings-oh player. Kicked my arse, last time.

Also, Tohya kicked Sieg in tha nads. he must really be evil.

OMARGH! BVRILL! GWAR! BWAhAHAAR!

by Wicked B April 19, 2005

one tym

the police they are called this because they do there rounds one time then they are murdered

one tym won't go round the block

by m-t-j February 4, 2008

Neat one

Commonly used by people with a background in psychology, the term "taking a neat one" refers to the act of downing a shot of substance (typically a shot of semen) without any other substance that could potentially impede the solution.

Connor: I had two shots last night.
Amy: Neat ones or no?
Connor: Neat. Always neat.
Amy: I don't blame you - can't have anything obstructing the fluid.

by Elimo Flava November 18, 2014

rouge one

When you have a boned for absolutely no reason.

Today in math class I had a rouge one!

by gavinm0003 December 19, 2017

Off-by-one

Cyber attack, usually originating in Russia.

Sweden was off-by-one'd last night.

by addelindh May 19, 2016

The Real Ones

The reals ones is a unique group of individuals who FaceTime each other regularly. Typically they use the platform Houseparty but have recently transitioned to FaceTime. Conversations within this group usually involve complete bullshit.

I really want to be a part of the real ones?
Wanna facetime real ones?

by Betty Cooper-Jones September 14, 2021