hit and run

where you impregnate a girl and leave her

guy 1: yoo did you hear about the hit and run that happened with jack
guy 2: yeah, it was crazy

by Lenny cash March 31, 2019

hits and misses

i dont fucking know k bye loser

john: hits and misses i guess she didnt took the kids

by schoolaptopdude April 5, 2019

Hitting the 45

The sexual act of missionary position. Girl flat on her back and guy digging deep at the 45 position in relation to her body position. Also known as Balls deep!

Jimmy: Hey Bob, my side chick and I hooked up and we were ‘hitting the 45’. Man her pussy was so juicy!
Bob: cool man...wished my wife would let me get some sex. Does your wife know about side chick?

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019

Homo-hit

A homo-hit is when you get knocked out and mugged by a seemingly homosexual person.

A: Hey bro what happened to you?
B: I had a homo-hit! He took all my stuff!
A: That damn homo!

by SteveTheEpicGamer February 22, 2019

hit or miss

noun

I guess they never miss huh you got a boyfriend I bet he doesn't kiss ya

MWAH

person1: hit or miss
person2: no u

by surreal.definer February 24, 2019

Hit

(Hit)

I wish I was hit

by CMAML March 17, 2019

Hit or Miss

I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it's FIFA
You on every level, you're the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you're fired
You're washed up, you're retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
Perfect!
Who do you think you are?
You were sucking dick for a foreign car (Brrrrr)
Gotta take that call
They want you at work so, girl, go do your job yaaaa

You: Hit or Miss
Your friend: I guess they never miss huh?

by AllFactsFromMe March 18, 2019