First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."
by Zarathud September 10, 2012
Get the Free Agent Fuckmug. Words of hope and relief as patient on Medicaid follows light at the end of tunnel while coming to surface and discovers light was attached to the end of the proctologist's endoscope
Two alligators surgically sharp teeth joking about the last fugitive who said "I is free at last" in the swampy prison bayou as runaway black fugitive swims through the culvert about to become gaterade relief package.
by BigFranky@hotmail.com January 23, 2023
Get the i is free at lastmug. When a female is so desperate for sexual relations with a man, she will just give up the pussy for free and you didn’t do a thing for it.
by bryguy0212 October 13, 2020
Get the Freesmug. The whole month of October anyone can ask anyone for a twerking video and that have to send it without any exceptions.
by Heyylmaolol October 5, 2021
Get the Free twerk videomug. A different way of expressing 'friends with benefits' in a human-positive way!
Other words this can replace include fuckbuddies, sneaky links, and some other bullshit phrases that have not been invented by tiktok
Other words this can replace include fuckbuddies, sneaky links, and some other bullshit phrases that have not been invented by tiktok
Abby: Free friends? Like what does that mean-
Rachel (whispers): It means we fuck whenever the fuck we want to. 😉😜
Rachel (whispers): It means we fuck whenever the fuck we want to. 😉😜
by Dieg-J April 14, 2023
Get the free friendsmug. When a person posts or responds to social media conversation with a unintentional sexual suggestive photo, in a manner where he/she is completely unaware of the sexual intent, usually of their feet or a body part, facial expression, or pose.
Girl: Hey bestie, look at my new toe nail polish. I got my toes done today.
*send pics of feet*
Guy: FOR FREE!?
*send pics of feet*
Guy: FOR FREE!?
by Guillioandbarbara April 19, 2024
Get the For free!?mug. 90s game where you save Soda tabs for your crush, the corresponding letter gets the tab, and you get to hit it in return.
by Dirty Lamberti July 20, 2024
Get the Free fucksmug.