Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!
Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
Get the free-food fiascomug. Oh fuck, the crumbs, they’re everywhere, it’s a fucking desert. Oh god have mercy on my Gluten Free soul
by Shrivelled Dried Corpse May 24, 2021
Get the Gluten freemug. by doctadittoo January 29, 2018
Get the free raidmug. by emmaegg March 9, 2022
Get the free vapingmug. nothing...
In state laws for meaning of money witch nothing is free to be exact and plain and simple so if you want a hot dog YOU BETTER GET YOURSELF SOME MONEY AND GO OVER TO THE HOTDOG STORE
by jclkcmv alsk January 21, 2018
Get the freemug. Being THOUGHT FREE would mean a state when you are devoid of any thought. This is what all serious followers of spiritualism would strive to achieve. This is different from being Thoughtless which has a negative meaning.
As I suffer from prostrate gland enlargement, I need to visit toilet often at night and being almost alwaysTHOUGHT FREE I return to bed from toilet and immediately and effortlessly fall to deep sleep.
by Shrimanmanna April 8, 2021
Get the thought freemug. Email address that is NOT linked to an inbox within a dating or social networking sight, thus allowing unrestricted and organic electronic communication.
by perfumedmetal March 23, 2010
Get the Free-range emailmug.