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Food-racist

One who Likes one Type of Food and Hate another.
A Person Eating plants and not Chicken because plants don't feel pain (Although plants feel pain: Scientifically Proven)

- is Defined as Food-Racist
by Sohu June 4, 2025
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Hot Food Hands

I hate when Chef Bryce calls for “Hot Food Hands”. He is so lost it takes him five minutes to sell one table.
by Rocket828 September 27, 2024
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Food stamp bondage

When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.
Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015
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No Food September

You have to go through the entirety of September without eating any food whatsoever
I challenge you to No Food September and you can't eat anything.
by Meme-anator September 1, 2020
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Deranged Food

Phrase: Used to describe a food that is not necessarily gross, but very bizarre.

Meatballs are not inherently gross, but the name and the thought of “meat” in ball form is very disturbing and deranged when thought about.
“Lasagna is so weird if you think about it, its just meat, sauce, and cheese separated into layers by slabs of pasta”

“Lasagna is a deranged food”
by girlmeat March 19, 2022
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Hey! You know who else won't be able to get any food?
Hym "ME! I won't be able to get any food either. But not because of the government shutdown. I don't use a cent of taxpayer dollars. Well, actually I used 2000 of government money after my landlord turned me on to a post covid program that guve you money for rent. That was back went my car broke down and my only source of income was doordash. So, 2000 taxpayer dollars in 35 years. I'm not going to have any food until Friday because my gas station pay is shit and I'm not getting paid for literally inventing AI. So, I have half a loaf of bread. I have less than a half a gallon of water. I can't count on both hands the number of times I've had to go without. THIS TIME is relatively better because at least I have the break and an assortment of jalapeño jams my mother made. But I will finish that gallon of water and I'm not going to have anything to drink until Friday at 4 am. Can't drink out of my sink. The water that comes out of my sink is a milky white. So isn't that interesting? Now that YOU won't have anything to eat, it's a crisis. Isn't that crazy?"
by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
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Palm Foods

When you flop your cock out into your hand whilst beckoning your lover to come eat the sausage from your palm foods outlet.
Tracy crawled over as soon as she saw the size of Jimmy's palm foods.
by Tigermoff May 27, 2022
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