foodplay

sexual intercourse, involving the use of food products:
Whipping Cream, grapeseed Oil, Chocolate Syrup, Banannas, Cucumbers, Etc.

for penetration and lubrication

resulting in a tasty, and delicious (and Nutritious!) sexual experience

My girl, Jane, and I, starting experimenting with Foodplay in the Bedroom.
Last night she got a footlong gourd stuck halfway up into her rectum (ouch!)

foodplay by mark_fisher November 14, 2013

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footplay

Sexual interaction involving the use of feet for arousal or sexual stimulation. Often includes tickling, licking, rubbing, grinding or even masturbation using one's own feet or the feet of others.

The chick I spent the night with was really into footplay - she got me off with her feet and came before I did!

footplay by tiborus December 26, 2015

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foodplay • Foldplay • footplay

Foldplay

The act of folding clean laundry that has been piled on your bed or around your bedroom in order to initiate sexual activity with your SO. This is a typical activity of parents, particularly those with small children.

Hey Babe, lets get to the foldplay so we can get to the business...

Foldplay by Hippiedigger November 16, 2023

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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