National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day. 

American holiday on July 21. Declared on a scorching hot day in Rochester, NY.

Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.

National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day. by captainthesaurus July 22, 2011

National rape day 

Bestie who mf teached you? this is just stupid let girls have there pravicy and how is rape funny in the first place this is just disgusting you should go back to school and learn how to respect womens and children. Whoever made this holiday get help please get therapy because this is just getting out of hand besides I may already have said this twice but this whole national thing is stupid as heck

random girl: have you heard of national rape day?
Random girl 2: yes I have and it shouldn't even be a thing like what its just disgusting

National rape day by +&&@&-**-*@ April 15, 2021

The other day 

Any day other than yesterday.

I talked to her the other day.

The other day by Caitlyn0116 January 27, 2009

National Ginger Awareness Day 

the 22nd of Febuary
a day when Gingers are celebrated and rejoiced by people of all hair colors
when those special people among us can walk with their ginger heads held high

it has recently come to the publics attention that the ginger hair colour is becoming extinct!!
it is being bred out of our society! dont let this happen

usually celebrated with a selection of slogans on stickers
slogans such as
: keep the fire burning
be aware, gingers are there
Ginger rangers
ginger and proud
Ginger Power

originated at ryedale school

e.g. A: hey guess what day it is tomoroww
B: errr your birthday?
A: no! its National ginger awareness day silly!

e.g A: happy ginger Awareness day

National Ginger Awareness Day by click-click-BANGBANG March 5, 2008

Happy Special Bullshit Day 

The ubiquitous holiday that is being looked forward too, because life is so miserable we need holidays to distract us from that fact.

Singing the song" Happy special bullshit day! Bullshit, special, happy day!!"

Happy Special Bullshit Day by Stephan Smolka January 13, 2009

Slap-ass Day 

A day in a school, usually Middle or High school, where teenagers go around slapping each others butts for the fun of it. Common for a guy to slap a girl's ass, a girl to slap a guy's, or two female friends to slap each other, but is usually taboo for two guys to do so. Normally occurs on Fridays and the message is often passed through a forwarded text.

FWD: Fwd: Friday is Slap-ass day! forward to all members of *name random high or middle school* in your contact list!

Slap-ass Day by Tobilollipop September 7, 2009

Valentines Day 

The day the CEO of Hershey's jumped in bed with the CEO of Hallmark to figure out a way to rip off more nieve Americans of their money and manipulating them into believing they need some other desperate person to make their lives better.

Valentines Day is probably the stupidest day of the whole year. I hate it.

Valentines Day by [e-mail] January 3, 2008