shrimp cream

Jizz

Dude my girl had some gourmet shrimp cream last night.

by Skruse January 15, 2014

Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.

Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot

by Derip September 21, 2020

Cream Corn

Cream corn is like cum but you feed it to your captors

Isabelle: Let's Cream Corn this bitch
Guinn: Haha alright
Isabelle & Guinn: ***shoves cream corn down J twink's throat***

by Serth da Blerd March 20, 2020

Strawberries and Cream

When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!

Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.

Emma: This is why I love you

Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?

by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020

Cream cheese sushi roll

When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.

Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before

Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?

by Dadude2020 December 6, 2021

Dipped Ice Cream Cone

The act of getting a blowjob seconds after giving anal.

I know some girl that will give you a dipped ice cream cone for the small 50.

by Keemmcmeme April 4, 2022

Corner Cream

The white stuff that gathers on the corners of your uncles mouth after a night on booze and booger sugar

hey brother you got corner cream give it a wipe

by fleshconker January 6, 2023