cottageville cream cake

Cottageville cream cake

When you have anal sex with your female partner and you ejaculate in her anus and pull it out. Then she squats on your chest and blows out cottage Ville cream cakes. My partner loves to tease a Cottageville cream cake

by Cottageville cream cake October 9, 2018

Cream chef

Someone that is known for mixing there semen into food as a prank.

person 1: yo u want sum of dees biscuits, Olly made them?
person 2: nah Olly is a major cream chef i aint eaten them hommie !

by megathiccboi May 14, 2018

Lemon cream soda

the frothy, uncomfortable stream of piss that is created by peeing directly after busting a nut

ryan: yo, you ever get a bad case of lemon cream soda?

kyle: yeah, the shit sucks.

by MrStealYoMeme May 18, 2018

cream daddy

A daddy that gives the good cream

Wow you are a cream daddy!!!!!!!!!????????????? I thought you were a J.A.R.E.L.L!!!!

by The cream daddy himself May 19, 2018

Sour cream boys

Some twins that are pale asf and can't tan worth of s h e t.

Have you seen those Dolan twins? Looking like some sour cream boys

by Ishurboi May 24, 2018

Tallahassee Boston Cream

The act of pooping and hollowing out the poop. After doing this a man ejaculates into the hollowed out poop, filling it up all the way. The man closes up the poop and freezes it. A few hours later the man will put the poop inside of a woman's vagina until it gets soft and warm (like a cookie). The couple will then slice open the poop, let the cum ooze out and (if they feel like it) eat it, dipping the poop in the cum.

Boy: "Hi Cindy, what're you doing on Friday night?"
Girl: "Not much. What are you doing?"
Boy: "Not sure. I might just stay home and masturbate."
Girl: "Well if you're in the mood, wanna come over and make a Tallahassee Boston Cream with me?"
Boy: "Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try one of those, I hear they're really good!"

by WackyWaffleWonder May 26, 2018

Cream Bomb

A hearty chicken soup.

Nate made a delicious cream bomb for the family last night.

Damn, Gina! How many chickens had to die so you could make that cream bomb?

by BlackStax April 15, 2018