College

It's a choice. You don't have to go, but you can if you know you'll need it for what you want in life.

High School Student: Is college worth it?
College Student: I won't really know until I graduate, but what I can tell you is that you don't have to go unless you know what you want to get out of it.
HSS: Do you know what you want?
CS: ...
HSS: ...Do you know?
CS: Go vape in the school bathroom, kid.

by davetheravewhoknowshowtobehave November 22, 2021

College Circumcision

When you super glue your homies foreskin to his sheets. He then gets morning glue…and…bam. College Circumcision.

Dylan stole my weed so I gave him a College Circumcision

by jacobmetz January 18, 2022

College

1. Somewhere you do post-16 study (In the UK)
2. Undergraduate university (In the US)

1. Should I do A-Levels or should I go to college?
2. Where are you planning on for college?

by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 29, 2022

Collare

Milan’ street slang meaning to put money in 2 or more people usually to buy weed or alcohol but can be used also for food and more.

“Fra, what are we doing for tonight’s party?”
“I don’t know ask who can collare for da bere and we’ll see”

by simoo_._ December 8, 2021

college grudgeuate

A diploma-toting academia scholar with a major chip on his shoulder regarding one or more aspects of said higher-education experience.

Many college grudgeuates feel dat dey have taken their courses largely for nothing, since either their diplomas are insignificant in da higher-paying employment world, or their study-majors are not significantly in demand in da current business community.

by QuacksO December 28, 2021

college

hell...... simple and to the point. The amount of sleep on a daily basis is the bare minimum, the food they serve is shitty, I have $20 in my bank account, and when it is all over..... I'll be paying off these shitty loans for the rest of my life.

Friend: Hey can you take my shift at the movie theater tomorrow?
Me: Sorry I can't im going to college, literal hell.

by PleaseEndThis February 16, 2022

College

The worst 4 years of your life

College sucks

by KanyeEast88 February 20, 2022