A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022

Ground beef gay

When you're mostly straight but sorta gay but not sure how much, so you are a percentage gay just like ground beef. Ie; 85/15, 93/7, 75/25

Hey man, are you gay?
I'm ground beef gay, definitely a percentage, just not sure how much!

by VinegarBabySnaps November 23, 2022

Beef Curtain Fingers

When you finger a girl and your fingers smell like pussy after.

Kyle, go wash your hands. I can smell your Beef Curtain Fingers from across the room.

by Courier657 November 28, 2022

Pocket beef

A beefy snack kept in one's pocket for on-the-go snacking.

He was never seen in public without some pocket beef.

by Brockolly November 30, 2022

Beef day

1st December is beef day, a day you can complete your beefs with people

why’s everyone having beef today, the winter just started
Oh it’s beef day

by mad romanian December 1, 2022

Flashbang beef patty

A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.

Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty

by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022

Beef Jerky

Equivalent to a salted cow raisin.

Man1: yo man, you want some beef jerky?

Man2: you mean... Cow Raisins? Sure.

by DoesThisRagSmellLikeChloroform April 28, 2022