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Apple Sauced Cunt

A seemingly good natured person whom looks and may even seem sweet but is indeed a cunt.
"That old racist lady sure is an apple sauced cunt with her lil walker. Just hobblen along a slight breeze away from dropping a harder R."
"That girl was just flirting with me and now my wallets gone?" "sounds like an apple sauced cunt there boss"
"He great and all but his dick lowkey smell bad" "Thassa apple sauced Cock"
by FeccBoieeMcgee September 22, 2020
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candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples
My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night
by anonymous May 11, 2023
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Apple

An assist used most by stick and ball , and , stick and puck gits.
Ex: I got a hatty and an apple last night. Those boys were scrubs.

Ex: I scored and got a few apples.
by Lax git March 30, 2023
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Apple Vision Pro

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.
Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.
by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024
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Apple Snatcher

There are many different variations of apple snatcher (pear, bananna, orange etc.)

It's a game which is played sitting with you're fruits. As padestrians walk by, you must throw the fruit up at them , challenging them to catch it. if they catch it they are given a ranking. You start at one, and it's increased by one everytime you catch it.

Be careful though, them fruit throwers are damn sneaky.
Thrower: APPLE SNATCHERS!

Padestrian: Ah shit man! I caught it!

Thrower: You sir. Are now a rank one Apple Snatcher.
by Chooch&Gooch October 23, 2011
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sigma apple

when a sigma is super duper healthy they try an apple. After eating 10 apples per nanosecond, they turn into a sigma apple.
That sigma was a real sigma apple.😎
by decba May 10, 2024
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Apple Fanboy

Some who enjoys themselves a nice juicy Apple Sandwiches
Ruben loves Apple Sandwiches, he is Apple Fanboy
by JoeyTheMan, Number 3 June 25, 2019
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