american football 

classed as sport for some reason that isn't understood by anyone not american.

nobody knows the rules

it lasts for 4 hours or more but they only play for 10 minutes all together

players wear enough padding to survive a fall from a plane...

...except for on their legs. in which case very tight spandex seems to be all that is needed

most of the game is spent squatting and yelling until somebody gets frustrated and hurls the ball away

guy #1: i wanna play a sport but i'm to fat and lazy

guy #2: you know what, i could sign you up for american football if you want

american football by British and Proud December 28, 2008

American flag

A noun describing a childishly coloured, rectangular sheet of any textile with flamable properties. Most commonly used worldwide as a make-shift bonfire during street celebrations.

"I used to burn dollar bills until I realised that it actually deflated the currency. Now I burn American flags, as long as they are made in China of course."

American flag by Frantic April 13, 2006

United States of America

A country that helps its neighbors, although some Canadians are douchbags and hate on the USA. Canada wouldn't have gotten far if it wasnt USA's neighbor, becuase if it was in Europe thier asses would have gotten Imperialized. The USA is the North America, many think of it as an imperializer, which may be true, but so are all the Europeans and you dont see anyone rubbing it on thier face. Above all we got the BEST COLLEGES IN THE WORLD, even though people call us stupid becuase of a President. Those who think that are dead wrong! In this country we have tons of intelligent people, hence why we are doing so well, also we got most Europe free from being taken over by Germany in WWII, if not I wouldn't want to know what would've happened to Britain or Russia if we didnt get thier in time. France admired us after we freed them, but all thats change after one President, I'm pretty sure saving them from being Germany is better reason to like us.

Bob: Many think the United States of America are stuck-up!

Billy: Well we have to defend ourselfs from ridiculous criticism

United States of America by Sonstitution September 15, 2009

native american 

The Solutrean people who The Smithsonian Institution National Museum of Natural History has proven came to north america 5000 years before american Indians came from northeast Asia over the Bering land bridge

Archaeologists tracing the earliest to later sites in the Americas find that they tend to be older in south America and on the East coast of the USA. This trend is exactly opposite one would predict if the Indians were first over the Bering Strait.

Language links or similarities for many words exist between ancient Europeans and ancient Stone Age Americans. These links appear to point to the Basque people of the France/ Spain region of Europe, and the North Eastern part of North America. This overlaps almost perfectly with multiple lines of genetic evidence (Haplogroup-X and Human Lymphocyte Antigens) which also shows ancient links between Europe and the Northeastern USA. Links between these ancient languages suggests an obvious prior European migration.

The idea that Caucasian or European peoples could have migrated to and inhabited the Americas in ancient times is really not a new idea. As far back as the late 1700’s it was speculated upon. Since then people have noted physical similarity between some Indian tribes and Europeans, similarities between spearpoints, tool kits, and other artifacts. In many ways this is an open secret in the archaeological community, but has been suppressed to the general public, by the mass media.

The the Head of the Division of Archaeology at the Smithsonian Institution National Museum of Natural History Dr. Dennis Stanford, Ph.D. has shown that all Archaeological and scientific evidence points to the Solutrean peoples of Europe as being the True First Nation of North America, and therefore the real Native Americans

native american by Iberian connection September 24, 2011

White Knights of America 

The true direct decendant of the KKK.

The Government tore apart the Klan and the White Knights prevailed.

My great grandfather was a proud member of the Klan. I carry out his legacy as a member of the White Knights of America.

White Knights of America by The_Legacy April 7, 2011

african-american 

African-american people who deserve to be treated just like any other person. People how have minds too and that should be judged by their personality instead of the color of their skin at first glance. People who are great if you get to know them(that was for the racist, regardless of your color). I'm SO proud of being afrian-american.

African-Americans are just like every other good person in the world. Just like that white soccer mom that can do no harm(in some cases).

african-american by MMMUUUHAHAHAH November 15, 2005

Americana

A person who dyes their hair, listens to music, paints their nails, goes shopping, spends their time eating junk food and playing video games and texting

A person who says "lol" and "omg" out loud.

A person who goes on tumblr, facebook, and twitter and spends their time there

A person who wears short shorts, and tank tops in the summer while carrying their phone/ipod in their hand walking around either texting or listening to music

A person who wears neon colors so you can spot them from anywhere

A person who goes out a lot and is either quiet and rude or loud and obnoxious

A person who uses sarcasm

A person who is really nice or friendly

A person who wears makeup to feel good about themselves

A person is all about "having fun" or "living while they're young"

Sometimes silly and stupid

Some don't care about school and most hate it

A person who is obsessed about a celebrity and either can't stop talking about them or stalking them

A person who wears skinny jeans

A person who wears khakis or shorts everywhere all the time except during the winter

A person who uses a lot of smiley face in their text messages.

Whoa that girl is an americana she is super friendly, always wearing bright neon colors and skinny jeans and she always says OMG or LOL when someone says something.

How americanas text (girl version):

Grace texting on her cell: "OMG!! Ari guess who just called me!!" Ari: "OMG!!! IDK TELL ME!!!" Grace: "HARRY STYLES FROM ONE DIRECTION!!!" Ari: "OMG OMG OMG!!! I AM SO JEALOUS!" Grace: "LOL Ari it's okay. Don't be sad. Wipe that tear of your face. Maybe someday you'll be as lucky as me (:" Ari: "Whatevzzz ttfn" Grace: "Whatevzz your face ttyl. Luv ya <3"

How americanas text (boy version):

Jake: "Dude guess what" Dude: "You got a new chick" Jake: "No dude I got black ops 2!!" Dude: "Cool when can I come over" Jake: "Um let me ask" Dude: "Really dude -___-" Jake: "Um dude you can come on saturday" Dude: "Cool dude gtg you better order loads of pizza or else"

Americana by rubzlex November 27, 2012