Why the fuck would you look this up
by Poopyman64 May 8, 2023
Get the Retarded banana in a boxmug. Did you see that 4th grader dunk on that high schooler. That was banana stupid.
Did you see the serial killing priest kill the whole congregation. He went banana stupid.
Did you see the serial killing priest kill the whole congregation. He went banana stupid.
by Rellotip May 1, 2010
Get the banana stupidmug. A Banana Budget is the end-of-year scramble to spend leftover funds, typically by a business owner, manager, or department head, just so the money doesn’t “go bad.” If the budget isn’t used, next year’s allocation might get reduced, so people start buying unnecessary stuff just to peel through the remaining cash.
Coined by Moden Agency, a creative advertising agency in Indianapolis, to describe the classic “use-it-or-lose-it” spending spree at the end of a fiscal year.
Coined by Moden Agency, a creative advertising agency in Indianapolis, to describe the classic “use-it-or-lose-it” spending spree at the end of a fiscal year.
"Why did Marketing just order 14 bean bag chairs and a neon sign that says ‘Synergy Happens’?”
“End of year Banana Budget, bro. Use it or lose it."
“End of year Banana Budget, bro. Use it or lose it."
by Dack Fayden October 27, 2025
Get the Banana Budgetmug. Someone/People who obviously are too yellow to say something insulting directly. Also hiding their words in fruity wording. Leaving themselves feeling a bit on and are thankful they now are part of the herd. Ultimately showing their true Breadfruit like interior.
Something which rots easily (has no real longevity once damaged) and is thrown by less evolved primates in the absence of or in conjunction with their own shit. (Usually in a confused state of frustration at another primate who exhibits thinking which does not align with their own understanding of whatever cage they currently inhabit. This results in emo shit they have no tools to deal with and a lashing out at the unknown)
Something your missus tells you shes had a lot to eat of today at work.
Something which rots easily (has no real longevity once damaged) and is thrown by less evolved primates in the absence of or in conjunction with their own shit. (Usually in a confused state of frustration at another primate who exhibits thinking which does not align with their own understanding of whatever cage they currently inhabit. This results in emo shit they have no tools to deal with and a lashing out at the unknown)
Something your missus tells you shes had a lot to eat of today at work.
PRIM1: oo oo ah ah why he not doing what we do?? Breaks something in anguish
PRIM2: ah ah oo oo ee we eat all the fruit all juicy and pick caterpillars off trees. Why he no hungry.
PRIM1: He probably eats sticks.
PRIM2 to PRIMEVO: ee ee ee you like to eat sticks!!???
PRIMEVO: Jeeezuz cunt once you understand the concept of something greater than you and your caterpillar and your fruit eating friend there, you may begin to understand the concept of personal development for the greater good of your childrens children. You want them to still be eating fluffy caterpillars or would you like to get to the marrow and tomorrow and the next with out having to wave your arms at every passing bird in the hope you may learn to fly?
PRIM1 & 2: (Unable to understand exactly what the strange independent fella with the bonetipped spear with throwing stick is talking about.) No oo oo oo you like to eat sticks is that your dinner how you eat that. Food lives on sticks not eating sticks (Throws banana covered in shit).
PRIMEVO: Indeed it does homunculi but you can also use a big stick to catch a big pussy cat.
(Note only in explaining to those of lesser cognitive abilities does PRIMEVO stoop to the same type of snide and teasing wording in a forlorn hope that they may understand. - Usually too intellectual and dismissed as garbage by those used to seeing bananas rot due to either not leaving them on the tree or inserting them deep into a shady hole somewhere;)
PRIM2: ah ah oo oo ee we eat all the fruit all juicy and pick caterpillars off trees. Why he no hungry.
PRIM1: He probably eats sticks.
PRIM2 to PRIMEVO: ee ee ee you like to eat sticks!!???
PRIMEVO: Jeeezuz cunt once you understand the concept of something greater than you and your caterpillar and your fruit eating friend there, you may begin to understand the concept of personal development for the greater good of your childrens children. You want them to still be eating fluffy caterpillars or would you like to get to the marrow and tomorrow and the next with out having to wave your arms at every passing bird in the hope you may learn to fly?
PRIM1 & 2: (Unable to understand exactly what the strange independent fella with the bonetipped spear with throwing stick is talking about.) No oo oo oo you like to eat sticks is that your dinner how you eat that. Food lives on sticks not eating sticks (Throws banana covered in shit).
PRIMEVO: Indeed it does homunculi but you can also use a big stick to catch a big pussy cat.
(Note only in explaining to those of lesser cognitive abilities does PRIMEVO stoop to the same type of snide and teasing wording in a forlorn hope that they may understand. - Usually too intellectual and dismissed as garbage by those used to seeing bananas rot due to either not leaving them on the tree or inserting them deep into a shady hole somewhere;)
by Issy_dead_bananas January 29, 2020
Get the Bananamug. by Redgorilla January 27, 2016
Get the Handy Bananamug. Sales team lingo when the when selling a known-to-be inferior product (a banana) to a stupid or unwitting purchaser (the ketchup). Often members of the sales team will find reasons to repeat the words "banana ketchup" in front of the purchaser to openly mock their stupidity.
by truthb4reel February 4, 2025
Get the Banana Ketchupmug.